ostracizedpoodle:

no one actually masturbates it’s just a running joke and if you do you’re sick

(via happycreeps)

drarna:

im in no position to have high standards but it doesn’t stop me

(Source: neptunain, via potato-tots)

unclefather:

mom: are you high?

me: image

(via uselessdragofanotherday)

sleepy-running:

I came out to attack people and I’m honestly having such a good time right now

(Source: sleep-ran, via dubbledragon)